If you hit a baby in the stomach with a big ball would they die?
Um, does that happen a lot? Like, is there a man running around throwing big balls at people’s bellies? The Dodgeball Killer or whatever? And are there more killers that use playground games as their methods of extinguishing lives? The Tetherball Murderer? The Red Rover Psycho? The Freeeze Tag Strangler? OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE TO BE FREEZE TAGGED TO DEATH